Tarzan, The Ape Man 1959

In 1959, a version of “Tarzan, the Ape Man” was released by MGM, starring Denny Miller as the iconic creation of Edgar Rice Burroughs.  Joanna Barnes played Jane Parker while Robert Douglas is cast as her father. Joseph M. Newman directed this rather forgettable remake of the 1932 version which had starred Johnny Weissmuller.

This film reuses a lot of effects and shots from the previous version and other movies such as “King Solomon’s Mines”.  Apparently the distinctive Tarzan yell was also reused from the earlier version.  Not all of the visuals were terrible, but there were some inconsistencies in the setting.

I did find the narration provided by Robert Douglas to be rather distracting. There wasn’t anything particularly awful about the performances, but nothing much stood out.

Also, Tarzan’s back story was never explained as it was in the original novel.  Tarzan was taken in by a group of apes after his aristocratic parents were marooned in the jungle and later died.  In the novel, Tarzan was able to teach himself to read and speak before meeting Jane.  Miller’s version is not quite as verbose as the literary depiction conceived by Burroughs.

I would not say that this movie is completely terrible, but there are better adaptations out there.  This version should likely be viewed with the expectation of not remembering much about it for very long afterward.

Watch Out For Those Simple Favors!

“A Simple Favor” stars Anna Kendrick, Blake Lively, and Henry Golding.  Jessica Sharzer adapted it for the big screen from a novel that just came out last year by Darcey Bell.  Paul Feig directed this mostly engaging thriller that also has a biting dark humor.

I will start off with saying most of this film works pretty well.  Anna Kendrick plays a young widow who does various homemaking video blogs to support herself. Her young son becomes friend with another boy at school. This leads to Kendrick’s character, Stephanie, befriending the other child’s mother, played by Blake Lively.  Emily is a very intriguing sort with both a sense of elegance and dangerous recklessness. The scenes where the two vastly different mothers get to know each other are pretty compelling, but both Kenrick and Lively are attractive and talented performers who really seemed to work well together.  What also works is that the two actresses are attractive in different ways. Kendrick has that cute girl next door quality that probably has led her to be typecast a bit while Lively has that sultry, dangerous vibe. I am not sure that Lively has played many bad girls in her career, but she seemed to jump right into this one pretty convincingly.

The real trouble begins when Emily asks Stephanie to pick her son up from school and keep him until she can get there.  Emily then does not turn up to collect her son and ends up missing for several days until a body is found in a lake.  Stephanie and Emily’s husband end up turning to each other for comfort, which is easy to predict where that leads.

Kendrick is once again playing the very familiar role of the naïve, somewhat clumsy yet charming cutie pie which is now getting a tad repetitive when I see her onscreen. She has some moments where her character displays some steel and courage, and she manages to be fairly convincing there too.  Kendrick is charming enough where I didn’t necessarily mind seeing this kind of character from her several times before. I am not sure that I have seen many films with Blake Lively, but this seemed a little different part for her, yet she seemed to play it with ease.  Although I have heard for years, that actors love a good villainous part.

There are quite a few interesting twists which was a bit hit-and-miss as far as believability. The movie is labeled as a dark comedy as well, so it’s hard to know how hard to judge on some of these turns.

Henry Golding is fine for the most part, but there was not much about his performance or character that I found all that interesting.  I am not sure that he is an actor with much range. I would probably have to see him in more films, which may happen since his other recent film, “Crazy Rich Asians” did so well in the box office in recent weeks.  I will try to reserve judgment until I see more of his work. At least, he doesn’t wreck this particular movie for me.

I didn’t think much of the strange committee of other moms, one of whom was a man, who seemed to be observing and making comments about what they were observing in this very strange tale unfolding before their eyes.  I am not sure they are in the novel but it feels like they were sort of added in this movie for extra humor.  Andrew Rannells plays the effeminate, probably gay, father who hangs out with the moms.  His background is never quite explained, which actually worked for me. He wasn’t that germane to the story until close to the very end.  Even then, his contribution was more of a lucky break than a real significant plot point.

One supporting character that I did rather like was this detective played by an actor with the rather complicated name of Bashir Salahuddin.  His Detective Summerville had a pretty refreshing attitude of jovial, friendly skepticism.  Even when he was not exactly sure of everything going on, he still seemed like he was going to if the writer had wanted to make him the real protagonist.

Much of the movie strained the suspension of disbelief a little much, but it still was rather enjoyable.  Kendrick and Lively seemed to spark off each other pretty well during their shared scenes.  It’s one of those movies that probably won’t be considered a giant among cinematic endeavors, but it’s a pretty engaging distraction.  Some of the plot twists weren’t all that predictable, but there were moments that seemed a little rushed and could have used a little more explanation.  Paul Feig once again presents a film that still kept me interested in spite of the occasional moments that caused some mild befuddlement.

A Missing Wife, A Lost Love, And Murder Await Sherlock Holmes In Paris

“The Devil and the Four” is the latest Sherlock Holmes written by Sam Siciliano for Titan Books.  Sicililano has created his own narrator and companion for Holmes in the shape of Dr. Henry Vernier, who also happens to be the detective’s distant cousin.  Vernier is married to one of the few female physicians of Victorian London, and Michelle Vernier also has her turn at regaling the reader with her share of this story.

Holmes and Vernier are asked to look for a wife who mysteriously went off to France after receiving the clipping of an obituary of an artist that also had rather ominous inscription that proclaimed “Four for the Devil”.

The novel has a promising enough start, however it starts to sputter quite a bit after the protagonists get to Paris, which is a disappointment in a Sherlock Holmes novel.  Vernier is one of these more sensitive types and misses his wife terribly, which is laudable, but gets a bit exasperating at times when trying to enjoy a new Holmes tale. I prefer the companions of such a unique personage to be all in.  Saying that, I rather like Michelle generally. Vernier also has a few moments heroism.  His loyalty to Holmes is quite impressive and at times moving.  The Verniers bring an interesting dynamic at times, but the style of storytelling sometimes keeps me from enjoying it fully

Sherlock Holmes is reunited with a woman who apparently was introduced in an earlier Siciliano piece that I have yet to read. I don’t really remember a Violet Wheelwright anyway. She and Holmes have a strong attraction for each other, which isn’t really without interest.  Of course, Violet is dubbed the female Sherlock Holmes since she has chosen to utilize her own gifts of perception to women of Paris who are facing some strange and desperate situation.

This novel has many irksome tendencies that have been cropping up among the works of many of these Holmes pastiche writer.  Once again, elements of the supernatural are hinted at.  The original creator, Arthur Conan Doyle, had a couple of stories with that bent, but only a couple.  The reader gets to hear again how Holmes is opposed to the notion of otherworldly forces being at the root of men’s evil deeds. Holmes is apparently more compassionate and romantic than characterized in the original stories. I thought I would get through this book without Siciliano throwing some shade on Dr. John Watson, Holmes’s usual chronicler, but alas, he snuck a couple in there.  Reading Siciliano’s take on Watson, I would have to wonder why Holmes even bothered having him alone in the other adventures.  I wish I knew if Siciliano had some dislike for Watson or is this all some joke I am not fully appreciating.  I don’t necessarily mind Siciliano creating a new companion for Holmes, but I wish he would dial back the rancor toward Watson.

The novel wasn’t really awful, but it was disappointingly average. The ending seemed to be unnecessarily protracted.  I like a good robust Sherlock Holmes novel for the most part, but I am also in favor of keeping the story moving and Holmes being a bit more in line with how Doyle presented him.

The next indulgence will be very different from my usual literary pleasures with “She’s Come Undone” by Wally Lamb.

Shane Black Didn’t Want Just One Predator In Latest Movie

In his latest film “The Predator”, Shane Back threw some work at a friend named Steven Wilder Striegel in the shape of a bit part as a jogger hassling the character played by Olivia Munn.  Nothing wrong with helping your friends, however Black didn’t clue anyone in  the cast and crew that his buddy is a registered sex offender.  In 2010, Striegel pleads guilty to soliciting a 14 year old kid through the internet into a sexual relationship.  He ended up serving six months in jail for two felonies in the state of Connecticut.

Okay…there is so much to say that I will probably run out of gas before I hit all of them. I know a little something about sex offenders since I have supervised those on probation for many years.  I know the victims of sexual abuse are still a whole lot closer than I am to the chaos that ensues around these situations, but I am probably still closer than much of the general public.

Shane Black defended his casting of Striegel in his film by suggesting that Striegel was possibly railroaded into his convictions. I guess that happening isn’t beyond the possibility, but it still seems highly improbable, at least according to what I have pieced together from various articles.  I do not know how much Black knew about the details of Striegel’s case, but I am guessing not much.  Friends and families of sex offender can often demonstrate an amazing capacity to not grasp the legitimacy of most of these reports. Can a false conviction happen? Sure, but I don’t think Striegel was the guy to stand behind.  Striegel still pled guilty in a court of law. I know all the excuses for doing that and still proclaiming innocence afterward. I have had to wade through the denials of minimizations many of these offenders spew in the course of my day job.  Striegel certainly wasn’t the guy to cast in a major film without discussing it with the cast, crew, and the studio.  Of course, everyone probably would have nixed that idea, but Black owed them more courtesy than he did Striegel.

It is rather disappointing because I think Shane Black is one of the better writers and directors, and this decision may cost him dearly, at least for a time.

I am still interested in seeing the movie since the studio did have Striegel’s scene cut.  I think Olivia Munn did the right thing on exposing this terrible casting decision.  I am glad Twentieth Century Fox axed the scene in question.

There are some decisions that come out of Hollywood that I find are motivated by hysteria and stupidity. This isn’t one of those times. Shane Black screwed up.

 

 

 

“The Nun” Is Creepy Enough…Sometimes

“The Nun” is a horror movie, written by Gary Dauberman, that was just released and serves as a prequel to “The Conjuring” films that features Ed and Lorraine Warren, husband and wife paranormal investigators, who were played by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga.

This installment in that franchise takes place in the early 1950’s with Demian Bichir and Taissa Farmiga in the lead. A stoic, haunted priest and a novitiate, someone who is studying for the Convent, are sent by the Vatican to investigate the bizarre suicide of a nun in Romania. Jonas Bloquet plays the French-Canadian immigrant who discovers the body and ends up being their guide to the abbey that houses some strange forces.

I will start with the elements that I liked.  There were some truly effective and chilling visual effects at times.  I was surprised that I rather liked that I was not that familiar with the cast members. Their performances were believable enough for the most part. I did get startled and chilled at times, which is what I expect and want from a horror film. I enjoy the genre overall, so that’s what I pay for.  I rather liked Farmiga’s role of Sister Irene. She could be charming at times.  She did get frightened at times but also had moments of courage and steel when the moment called for it. Father Burke, the seasoned and weary priest tasked with investigating and verifying reports of possession, was also an interesting presence onscreen.  He was by no means a ray of sunshine, but he also was not a cruel man or someone who lost his faith in God. That would have been a bit cliché.

Bloquet plays the guide and sidekick with a bit of a plucky humor, who ends up being a surprisingly effective ally at times.  The main characters were people that I wanted to cheer on as they face the evils of the demonic nun.

The film falls short on being consistently scary though. There are moments that are a bit cliché and overused, but that is a common complaint I have in horror movies.

Although this movie does not hit anywhere close to cinematic greatness, it still could have gone much worse.  I had just enough of the heebie-jeebies to enjoy myself.

 

Miss Silver Investigates A “Lonesome Road”

“Lonesome Road” is one of the British mystery novels featuring Miss Silver and is written by Patricia Wentworth. Maud Silver is one of many fictional elderly spinsters who have a talent for solving crimes.  Miss Silver is a little different in that she actually is a professional private detective while her fictional peers are usually amateurs who stumble across a murder.

This novel was published initially in 1939 and is written by a Brit, so one has to endure the somewhat slow pace and style of writing common for that era. I did appreciate that Miss Silver appears pretty quickly in this one. It was apparently common practice for the detective to not appear until well into the book, and the other novels featuring Miss Silver tended to follow suit.

It takes place, as expected, in an isolated country house where a young heiress suspects that someone is trying to kill her.  There are a variety of shady relatives and servants to consider as the potential culprit.  I found some of the attempts on her life to be odd and a little inefficient. There were efforts such as an over polished stairstep and a couple of snakes appearing in her bed. There is a somewhat surprising explanations for some of these methods, but it still just struck me as being somewhat improbable.  Someone did try to shove her over a cliff, which is a little better effort, but still seems rather cliché.

Wentworth is a talented writer and has likely earned the popularity in her time, but Miss Silver still appears to be a little bland and humorless as a character.  I found this to be only of mild interest for the most part. I still will likely continue to try some of the other novels in this series since I have them.  They are not entirely without some charm in spite of the criticisms.

I will next see what Sam Siciliano does with a better known fictional detective as Sherlock Holmes solves the problem of “The Devil and the Four”.

Zoe Heriot Remembers Everything Yet Nothing….

“The Memory Cheats” is a Doctor Who audio play from Big Finish Productions. It is part of the Companion Chronicles range and stars Wendy Padbury alongside her daughter, Charlie Hayes.

Zoe Heriot was a genius from the late 21st Century who at one time traveled with the Doctor. Her memory of most her travels were blocked by the Time Lords when the Doctor could no longer run from them.  She was returned to her own time and place with only the memory of her first encounter with the Doctor and Jamie McCrimmon in place. Yet she has dreams, and the Company for whom she works has evidence she ha indeed traveled in time.

A woman named Jen who is assigned to help Zoe has prodded her memories of a time when the TARDIS landed in Uzbekistan in 1919 where children are disappearing.

Simon Guerrier is the author of this particular installment. Padbury’s performance is fine. The script was fairly decent.  I found the first part in particular to be pretty slow. Also the flow of the story had too many interruptions due to the focus shifting abruptly to the present day exchange between Jen and Zoe.

The performances were solid enough.  Padbury and Hayes seem to work well together, although they do have a much closer bond than most castmates.

Overall, there was nothing really awful about this episode, but not much was there to really grab my attention and hold it.

And Now Burt Reynolds Leaves Us…

Burt Reynolds was not really someone I followed too closely for some reason, however it seems wrong to not have some thoughts about his passing, given his mark on pop culture.

I did not get into his more popular movies such as “Smokey and the Bandit” or “Cannonball Run”.  I never went out of my way to avoid his movies, but I just hadn’t seem many of them.

Even so, his impact on our American psyche is undeniable.  It is very unfortunate someone who could convey such vigor and charisma onscreen in his younger years declined health-wise in recent years. I believe his mind remained pretty sharp until the end…or close to it, so I guess that is a blessing.

What I have read recently indicates that he was a pretty complicated guy, as most Hollywood figures tend to be.  Of course, everyone is pretty complicated when you get right down to it.

Even if I lack any real personal, deep sense of loss over Reynolds’ passing, I do offer condolences to his family and those more devoted fans who would feel his absence keenly. I hope he has found some peace at last, and I will likely come across more of his works and find plenty to actually enjoy.

The Doctor and the Cybermen Face Off Again….Excellent

“Hour of the Cybermen” is a Doctor Who audio play from Big Finish Productions and stars Colin Baker.  Andrew Smith wrote this particular story where the Sixth Doctor is summoned by his old allies, UNIT, to look into a very unusual drought afflicting Britain. The Cybermen have masterminded a new attack on Earth, and the Doctor will have his work cut out for him to thwart it.

This episode has a quite a few gems tucked away in it for the long-time fans.  The most obvious one is that David Banks and Mark Hardy reprise their roles from the television series as the version of the Cyberman from the 1980’s.  Much like the Doctor, the Cybermen have some varying versions over the years.  What was amusing about Banks’ interpretation of the Cyber Leader, he often seemed oddly boisterous for being one of a race who had all of their emotions removed. I have to admit to letting out a bark of laughter when I heard the booming, modulated “Excellent!” reverberating around my car. Fortunately, it was not a schtick that was used more than once.

Colin Baker really seemed to relish the script as well. He is very reliable in this series, probably because the writing is so much better than what he was stuck during his time on the television series.

There were some fairly surprising twists.  It seems that the character of Daniel Hopkins, played by Blake Harrison, is going to be the thread through a trilogy that will conclude with the Seventh Doctor.

The whole support cast was very engaging.  There was even an actress with the rather unlikely billing of Frog Stone.

The Cybermen have been my favorite of the Doctor’s many foes. There was something enticingly chilling about their single minded goal of converting people to their imposing silver image, removing their emotions and memories.

The episode comes off very well.  There is a pretty good blend of creativity and the familiar.

Another Nazi War Criminal Goes Down In “Operation Finale”

“Operation Finale” stars Oscar Isaac and Ben Kingsley, and depicts the capture of Adolf Eichmann, a former high ranking SS Officer who had helped organize the Holocaust during World War II. It is directed by Chris Weitz and written by Matthew Orton.

Isaac portrays Peter Malkin, one of a team of Mossad agents from Israel who extracted Eichmann, played by the undoubtedly talented Ben Kingsley, from Argentina in 1960.

This was a piece of history I knew little about, so I was glad to have caught it.  The movie drags a bit at times, but the performances are solid enough. Kingsley brings a lot of depth to his portrayal of Eichmann. Although it is absurd to sympathize with a Nazi, it was interesting to hear Eichmann’s perspective on why he participated in the atrocities of that time.  Kingsley’s acting abilities have not faltered with age and his performance is here is solid evidence of that.

The other cast members such as Melanie Laurent, Nick Kroll, and Haley Lu Richardson are solid enough in their roles.

I am not sure how many artistic liberties were taken, but this was by and large and pretty convincing account, although there are some narrow escapes that leave me wondering as to their historical accuracy.

I did enjoy the effort to make the Mossad team relatable and at times very likeable. I tend to envision Mossad agents as being rather stoic and mysterious.  Since many of the roles are indeed real people, it should not be surprising that they would have a bit more depth than those in a work of fiction. Somehow, I was surprised and impressed that like most people, they did have weaknesses and fears that had to be overcome to accomplish their assignment.  Well, not so much surprised that the real people involved were flawed, but pleased at how they were presented in the writing and performances.  The movie also does a pretty decent job of emphasizing the importance of Eichmann’s capture to the Israelis and reminding the audience of the indescribable heartache of those who lived through the Holocaust and lost so much.  I imagine no movie could capture the full scope of such an event, but this film certainly makes a pretty good attempt at it.

One minor distraction was that the efforts to make Kingsley appear younger in some flashback scenes didn’t look that convincing. One the other hand, the flashback scenes were somewhat important.  The practice of de-aging actors in Hollywood still seems to be an imprecise art at best.

The major expectations of the movie seem to have been met and at times exceeded. I think most history aficionados and plenty of regular movie watchers, such as yours truly will appreciate this latest offering from MGM.